(To the tune of "A Pirate's Life for Me " )
R. DeSimone, 07/04/07
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a dealer's life for me!
We haggle, we bargain, we dicker, we sell
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
We take gold and silver and credit as well!
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a dealer's life for me!
We've bangles and necklaces, pearls and rings
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
We've got a Darth Vader that really can sing!
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a dealer's life for me!
We've daggers and knives and axes and swords
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
We'll completely outfit your barbarian horde!
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
We've movies and books to take on your treks
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
And a couple of zines that rate triple-x!
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a dealer's life for me!
If you haven't the money we'll help you finance!
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
We'll sell our own mothers if given the chance!
Pay up, me 'earties, yo-ho!
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a dealer's life for me!
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a dealer's life for me!
