Sung to: “Revolution” by The Beatles
A ST:TNG Parody of the episode “Evolution” by M. James
YOU SAY WE’VE GOT DE-EVOLUTION, WELL, YOU KNOW
DEANNA TROI IS NOW A FROG
YOU TELL ME RIKER’S PROTOHUMAN, WELL YOU KNOW
I THINK HE’D MAKE A BETTER DOG
BUT IF YOU GO TELLING THE CAPTAIN THAT HE’LL MUTATE
ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS, DATA, IT BETTER WAIT
‘CAUSE YOU GOTTA MAKE IT BE
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
YOU SAY YOU GOT A REAL SOLUTION, WELL, YOU KNOW
GOOD THING YOU HAD A PREGNANT CAT
YOU’LL NEED SOME FLUID CONTRIBUTION, WELL, YOU KNOW
JEAN-LUC CAN’T GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR THAT
HE BETTER AVOID RUNNING INTO LIEUTENANT WORF
OR HE’LL BE CONSUMED BY A TIN-PLATED METAMORPH
SO I HOPE THAT YOU WON’T TAKE
ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT
I GUESS YOU’D SAY THAT ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL,
WELL, YOU KNOW
AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T LOSE YOUR HEAD (AGAIN)
BUT ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT A T-CELL, WELL, YOU KNOW
WE’D BETTER READ DARWIN INSTEAD
BETWEEN THE MONSTERS AND MANGLING GENETIC CODES
THIS HAD TO BE ONE OF TREK’S WEIRDEST EPISODES
THE WRITERS’ MUST HAVE HAD
A BAD NIGHT, A BAD NIGHT, A BAD NIGHT.
