Sung to: “Eight Days A Week” by The Beatles
A Parody by M. James
Oh, I watch Star Trek now – watch it all the time
Seen it on so much, now – I know all the lines
Chorus: He’s dead, Jim. Logical.
Beam me up. Energize.
I ain’t got nothin’ but Trek on
Eight times a day.
My TV’s on nonstop – when I come home from work
From six p.m. to late night – Picard, Sisko, and Kirk
Chorus: Classic, Next Gen
Deep Space, the movies
I ain’t got nothin’ but Trek on
Eight times a day
Eight times a day, on three different stations
Eight times a day, is not enough for a true fan
First there’s last week’s rerun — then a first-run show
Then from a past season – another six or so
Chorus: Old shows, new shows
Bad shows, cool shows
I ain’t got nothin’ but Trek on
Eight times a day
Eight times a day, on three different stations
Eight times a day, we get to save the universe
I guess I’m a Trekkie – I should get back in shape
Why am I still watching – when I’ve got them all on tape
Chorus: Tapes here, tapes there
My Trek collection’s everywhere
I ain’t got nothin’ but Trek on
Eight times a day
Eight times a day
Eight times a day
