(To the tune of what else?) 6/97
Hello Dolly, well hello Dolly
What a shock it was to hear you came along
You've doing well, Dolly, we can't tell, Dolly
That the other 277 tries went wrong
I felt the room spinning
From this news of twinning
Now we've seen sci-fi become reality - gee
Thanks a heap, Ian Wilmut
You've gone and cloned a sheep, but
Dolly's the name that has made history.
Hello Dolly, well, hello Dolly
Now that you're here, what's a scientist to do?
We're in the Twilight Zone now that there are clones
And where this will take us
I don't think we have a clue
I guess it's not all bad
Think of the fun to be had
When there's 20 Jordans in the NBA - hey
We could schmooze and be cozy
When we get our own Tom Cruises, Rosie
Dolly, it will be okay
Keep Roseanne and Dennis Rodman away
Dolly, science has triumphed again (and again and again and again)
