I'm a Woman

(Sung to the same) 6/97

Janeway: I can lead Chakotay on and then when he gets excited I never put out
I can refuse Q and not be afraid of what he might do when he pouts
I can lead a ship through Borg space with a crew of Starfleet and Maquis
And in 100 years they'll be reading 'bout me

'Cause I'm a woman, w-o-m-a-n
I'll say it again

Xena: I can jump from a tree to a ship out at sea at full sail
Grab me a guy and backflip that male
I can jump over a raging fire and not even feel the heat
Hang out with the gods and party with Hercules

'Cause I'm a woman, w-o-m-a-n
I'll say it again

Sally: I can keep the High Commander from acting like a fool
Buy 12,000 outfits and always look cool
I can cook anything as long as it's made with cheese
Have Fellini dreams in 3-D and I'll do it with ease

'Cause I'm a woman, w-o-m-a-n
I'll say it again
I'm a woman, w-o-m-a-n

Scully: I can look at anything slimy, disgusting, and gross, and not hurl
I can be abducted by aliens, have a child, and help save the world
I can listen to Mulder go on all day about gov'ment conspiracies
Take on any creature and then do the autopsies

'Cause I am a woman, w-o-m-a-n

'Cause I'm a woman, w-o-m-a-n
(All) Wo-man!

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