(To the tunes of "If I Could Turn Back Time " by Cher)
M. James, 007/06/07
CHORUS:
If she could turn back time
If she could slow this trip
Then we'll get back with the Asgard tech on this ship
Thor tells us that his people are done for
They'll give us knowledge and a whole lot more
We upgraded systems but we can't deny
Our tracks were picked up by the Ori
They really, really mean to hurt us
We can't go into hyperspaces, chased by a killer race
CHORUS:
If she could turn back time
If she could slow this trip
Then we'll get back with Asgard tech on this ship
If we could stop this trouble
And escape this bubble
We could muddle through the puddle like we used to do
(If we could turn back time)
Here are the longest of the odds, you see
That we'll survive aboard this Odyssey
Landry's not looking good, it's been so long
Everything we tried just turns out wrong
Too soon the hits just keep on comin'
We don't have time to clown around
Because the shields are down
CHORUS:
If she could turn back time
If she could find a way
We would all be safe and only Teal'c will be gray
With this time dilation
We have a fifty-year vacation
And we're looking, looking for new things to do
If she could turn back time
If she could turn back time
If she could turn back time
Carter has learned to play the cello
Daniel and Valla fell in love, they're playing in jello
FINAL CHORUS:
If she could turn back time
If she could find a way
We would all be safe and only Teal'c
Would be in the rings
Only he's aging
We will forget but he'll remember everything
If she could turn back time
If she could find a way
We would all be safe and only Teal'c will be gray
