(sung to “Yankee Doodle”)
July the second they arrived
We thought they might be friendly
But when we saw the mother ship
We were in trouble plenty
Chorus:
Independence Day is here
Will, Harry and Randy
Mind those ET’s and the rocks
And keep the blasters handy
The aliens set up their craft
Above each major nation
They didn’t say much for their goal
Was our extermination
Chorus
Our satellites were turned on us
By signal implantation
So when their timers all went off
There’d be a conflagration
Chorus
They blew up Washington, New York
And Los Angeles downtown
Now everyone in Congress feels
A real government shutdown
Chorus
The President he got away
To run the global forces
Bill Pulman as the President Beats our November’s choices
Chorus
The ending we won’t give away
‘Cause that would only spoil it
But let’s just say the USA
Does not go down the toilet
Chorus
