Sung to: “The Shoop, Shoop Song”
A Parody by M. James
WHY IS TREK GREAT? I WANT TO KNOW.
WHY DO I WATCH EVERY EPISODE?
(IS IT THE WAY THEY ACT?) OH, NO THEY JUST EMOTE
(IS IT THE GREAT SOUNDTRACK?) OH, NO THAT’S JUST SOME NOTES
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES THE SERIES GO (SHOOP, SHOOP)
IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS
(IS IT THE SPECIAL EFFECTS?) OH, NO THAT’S JUST SOME PROPS
(IS IT THE WAY THEY DIRECT?) OH, NO THEY START AND STOP
IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THE FANS LOVE TREK SO (SHOOP, SHOOP)
IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS (THAT’S WHERE IT IS)
OH, IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS (THAT’S WHERE IT IS)
OH, OH, OH, LISTEN TO THE DIALOGUE
JUST SIT BACK AND LET THE IDEAS FLOW
BRAVE NEW WORLDS THAT’LL CURL YOUR HAIR
IT’S THERE IN THE SCRIPT
(HOW ‘BOUT THE EDITING?) OH, NO THAT’S JUST A SPLICE
AND COSTUMING, JUST ADDS SOME SPICE
IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES THEM BOLDLY GO (SHOOP, SHOOP)
IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS (THAT’S WHERE IT IS)
IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS (THAT’S WHERE IT IS)
OH, OH, OH LISTEN TO THE DIALOGUE
JUST SIT BACK AND LET THE IDEAS FLOW
BRAVE NEW WORLDS THAT’LL CURL YOUR HAIR
IT’S THERE IN THE SCRIPT
(IS IT THE SOUND EFFECTS?) OH, NO THAT’S JUST SOME NOISE
AND THE SPECIAL GUESTS, WELL THEY’RE JUST BOY TOYS
IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT REALLY “MAKES IT SO” (SHOOP, SHOOP)
IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS (THAT’S WHERE IT IS)
IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS (THAT’S WHERE IT IS)
IT’S IN THE SCRIPTS (THAT’S WHERE IT IS)
