Sung to: “MacArthur Park” by Richard Harris
A Parody by M. James
THE POWER FAILED MIDWAY THROUGH OUR TOUR
WE RAN ONE STEP AHEAD, FOR WE WERE IN TROUBLE DEEP
INSIDE BATHROOM WALLS THE LAWYER HID
WHEN HE WAS EATEN WHOLE AND THE T-REX TRASHED OUR JEEP
JURASSIC PARK IS MURDER IN THE DARK
WITH VELOCIRAPTORS RUNNING ‘ROUND
SOMEONE LEFT OUR JEEPS OUT IN THE RAIN
WE DON’T THINK WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT
‘CAUSE THAT T-REX SURE WON’T FAKE IT
AND WE’LL NEVER LOOK AT BIRDS THE SAME WAY AGAIN — OH, NO.
WE MADE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT ON SKILL AND LUCK
ALMOST GOT SQUASHED BY OUR TRUCK, AND WE CAMPED OUT IN THE TREES.WE WATCHED AS THEY ATE AND LEX FOUND OUT
THERE’S NOTHING QUITE AS GROSS AS A BRACHIOSAURUS SNEEZE.
JURASSIC PARK IS MURDER IN THE DARK
WITH VELOCIRAPTORS RUNNING ‘ROUND
SOMEONE MESSED WITH DINO’S DNA
WE DON’T KNOW HOW THEY ARE BREEDING
BUT WE DO KNOW THAT WE’RE BLEEDING
AND IT LOOKS LIKE NATURE’S FOUND A WAY AGAIN – OH, NO.
HAMMOND SAID THAT HE SPARED NO EXPENSE, AND WE BELIEVED HIM
SADLER RE-ELECTRIFIED THE FENCE, AND ALMOST KILLED TIM
MALCOLM WARNED US THAT CHAOS WOULD COME
IF DINOSAURS AND MAN WERE THROWN INTO THE MIX
AND AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS — AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS
WE ARE IN A FIX
DENNIS SABOTAGED THE SYSTEM WHEN WE TRIED TO – USE IT
DR. ARNOLD TRIED TO LEND A HAND, BUT HE WOULD – LOSE IT
MR. HAMMOND’S EATING ICE CREAM WHILE
THE REST OF US ARE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES
AND AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS — AFTER 65 MILLION YEARS
BARNEY’S GOT A GRUDGE, AND WE’RE WONDERING WHY?
JURASSIC PARK IS MURDER IN THE DARK
WITH VELOCIRAPTORS RUNNING ‘ROUND
SOMEONE DROPPED THE EMBRYOS IN THE RAIN
AND WITH MOVIE PROFITS ZOOMING
WILL A SEQUEL SOON BE LOOMING
AND WE’LL HAVE TO GO ALL THROUGH THIS MESS AGAIN – OH, NO
