Sung to: “The Banana Boat Song” by Harry Belafonte
A Parody by M. James
DU-RAS, DU-U-U-RAS
GOWRON WIN BUT HE CAN’T GO HOME
DEAD, DEA-DEA-DEA-DEA-DEA-DEA-DEA-DEAD DU-U-U-RAS
DURAS DEAD, BUT HE GOT A SON.
DRINK ALL NIGHT AND-A HAVE SOME FUN
DAYLIGHT COME AND WE WON’T GO HOME
FIGHT EACH OTHER ‘TILL THE BATTLE COME
DAYLIGHT COME AND WE WON’T GO HOME
COME MR. ROMULAN,
COME AND CROSS THE BORDER
SELA COMES AND WE CAN’T GO HOME
COME MR. ROMULAN,
COME AND CROSS THE BORDER
SELA COMES AND WE CAN’T GO HOME
IT’S 6 FOOT, 7 FOOT, 8 FOOT WORF
ROMULANS COME AND HE WANT TO GO HOME
HE SEE UGLY KLINGON SISTERS
ROMULANS COME AND HE WANT TO GO HOME
BATTLE STARTS AT THE PLANET DAWN
ROMULANS COME, BUT THEY BETTER GO HOME
TRAP THEM IN A FIELD OF TACHYON
ROMULANS CAUGHT AND THEY ALL GO HOME
THERE’S 6 SHIPS, 7 SHIPS, 8 SHIPS, 20
DATA FIND THEM AND WE ALL GO HOME