Sung To: “Mr. Sandman” by The Chordettes
A Parody by M. James 10/90
MR. DATA, SEND THEM A DREAM.
I KNOW YOU’LL DO IT; WE’LL WORK AS A TEAM.
THE BORG THINK THEY’RE MODELS OF PERFECTION.
CAN’T WE JUST POINT THEM IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?
MR. DATA, THEY’RE NOT SO SMART.
THEY HAVE MY FACE, BUT THEY CAN’T TAKE MY HEART.
SO DISCONNECT ME OR I’LL SCREAM –
MR. DATA, SEND THEM A DREAM.
MR. DATA, I’M NOT WHAT I SEEM.
I’M STILL YOUR CAPTAIN AND NOT A MACHINE.
MY EYES WON’T BLINK, MY HEAD IS POUNDING.
I SURE DON’T LIKE THE WAY MY VOICE IS SOUNDING.
MR. DATA, WHY AM I GRAY?
HOW DID THE BORG MAKE MY BLOOD GO AWAY?
PLEASE, DON’T LET THEM DRAIN MY BRAIN —
MR. DATA, I’LL GO INSANE.
MR. DATA, I’M NOT A DRONE.
MAKE THEM MALFUNCTION AND LEAVE EARTH ALONE.
LET THEM THINK THEY’RE REPRODUCING.
THE BORG WERE NEVER GOOD AT SELF-SEDUCING.
MR. DATA, PUT THEM TO SLEEP.
THIS EPISODE REALLY GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
SO PLEASE, ENOUGH REMOTE CONTROL.
MR. DATA, SAVE ME
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
MR. DATA, TELL THEM WHERE THEY CAN GO!
