Sung to: “Nothing Compares to You” by Sinead O’Connor
A Parody by M. James
IT’S BEEN A MILLENNIUM AND A FEW ODD YEARS,
SINCE YOU BLEW MY WORLD AWAY.
I LOOK OUT AT THE STARS, BUT SHED NO TEARS,
SINCE YOU BLEW MY WORLD AWAY.
WHY’D YOU COME HERE,
WE DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE
OR THOSE OTHER PARTS OF YOU.
NOW THAT YOU’RE HUMAN,
I GUESS YOU’LL LEARN YOUR PLACE.
BUT NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING, CAN EVEN UP YOUR DUES.
‘CAUSE NOTHING’S AS DUMB, NOTHING’S AS SCUM AS Q.
I CAN TAKE A FORK AND STAB YOU IN THE HAND.
NOW THAT YOU’RE NOT SO STRONG. (HAH)
I SEE THE CONTINUUM REALLY KICKED YOUR BUTT.
TELL ME, BABY, WHERE DID YOU GO WRONG?
I’D LOVE TO GIVE IN AND JUST ACT ON A WHIM,
PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY.
I HEAR DATA SAVED YOU AND WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
(WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?)
YOU SAID, “DATA, YOU’RE A BETTER MAN THAN I AM”.
BUT YOU’LL GET NO SYMPATHY, NO NOT FROM ME.
‘CAUSE I WANT TO SCARE, I WANT TO TEAR UP Q.
‘CAUSE I WANT TO SCARE, I WANT TO TEAR UP Q.
ALL MY HOPES AND FANTASIES,
THAT YOU’D BE ZAPPED SOON.
DON’T STAND A SNOWBALL’S CHANCE (AH)
SINCE YOU SAVED OUR LIVES AND RESTORED THAT MOON
SO I GUESS THEY’LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER TRY.
NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO Q
NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO Q.
