Poison Ivy

(to "Poison Ivy") 6/97

She blows out pheromones
For your testosterone
She doesn't say too much
She does everything with a touch

CHORUS: Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy
While Gotham City is a-sleeping
Poison Ivy goes a-creeping around

She loves orchids and daisies
But look out man, she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her lips touch your skin


The Joker tried to gas ya
The Riddler would harass ya
The Penguin tried to blow you all to bits
Two-Face he could fool ya
And Mr. Freeze'll cool ya
But Poison Ivy kills you with a kiss

It's gonna take the Batgirl
To get the goods on that girl
It's danger that you've found
The minute you start to mess around with


Yes, she's a hot tomato
And she's a hot potato
From her green leaves up to her orange roots
She's strictly Ivy League
She'll get battle fatigue
When Batgirl will kick her with her boots

She wants to save the fauna
But fella let me warn ya
If you let her plant one on you
You'll be pushin' up daisies too

CHORUS then la-da-da-da-da-da 3x

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