(to "Poison Ivy") 6/97
She blows out pheromones
For your testosterone
She doesn't say too much
She does everything with a touch
CHORUS: Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy
While Gotham City is a-sleeping
Poison Ivy goes a-creeping around
She loves orchids and daisies
But look out man, she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her lips touch your skin
CHORUS
The Joker tried to gas ya
The Riddler would harass ya
The Penguin tried to blow you all to bits
Two-Face he could fool ya
And Mr. Freeze'll cool ya
But Poison Ivy kills you with a kiss
It's gonna take the Batgirl
To get the goods on that girl
It's danger that you've found
The minute you start to mess around with
CHORUS
Yes, she's a hot tomato
And she's a hot potato
From her green leaves up to her orange roots
She's strictly Ivy League
She'll get battle fatigue
When Batgirl will kick her with her boots
She wants to save the fauna
But fella let me warn ya
If you let her plant one on you
You'll be pushin' up daisies too
CHORUS then la-da-da-da-da-da 3x
