(Sung to "These Boots Were Made for Walking" by Nancy Sinatra) MJ 06/09
JJ Abrams said he had a new Trek
Something we'd all love, but confess
Was he messin' where he shouldn't have been a messin'
And some fans are sayin' it's all a mess
Reboots were made for Trekkin'
And that's just what was done
And now the fans debate
The fate of classic Trek canon
Some are sayin' the old show never happened
The new film's wiped out all that went before
Some are sayin' this is the best Trek film
Some are wonderin' if the timeline can be restored
Reboots were made for Trekkin'
And that's just what was done
And now the fans debate
The fate of classic Trek canon
Some are sayin' the old and new are both there
The new film shows a type of muliverse
Just because they went and blew up Vulcan
Doesn't mean this unververse is worse
Reboots were made for Trekkin'
No matter what your view
And one of these years Star Wars is gonna be rebooted too!
Are you ready George Lucas? Start running!