Sung to: “Cupid” by Sam Cooke
A Parody by M. James
ROBIN, DRAW BACK YOUR BOW
AND WATCH YOUR ARROW GO
STRAIGHT UP THE MOVIE CHARTS AGAIN, AGAIN
ROBIN’S A COMEDY, WHERE’S ALL THE HISTORY?
STRAIGHT OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN.
NOW, I DON’T MEAN TO SPOIL THE FUN BUT I MUST CONFESS
COSTNER AS A ROBIN HOOD GIVES ME SOME DISTRESS
MAID MARION’S A NINJA AND THERE’S EVEN A MOOR
PLUS PLENTY OF GORE – SO
ROBIN, DRAW BACK YOUR BOW
AND WATCH YOUR ARROW GO
STRAIGHT UP THE MOVIE CHARTS AGAIN, AGAIN
ROBIN’S A COMEDY, WHERE’S ALL THE HISTORY?
STRAIGHT OUT THE WINDOW AGAINNOW,
“QPID” TURNED PICARD INTO A NEW ROBIN HOOD
GOOD THING HIS CREW HAD SWORDS,
‘CAUSE WITH ARROWS THEY’RE NO GOOD
AT LEAST JEAN-LUC IS BRITISH (HUH?)
AND HE LOOKS GOOD IN GREEN
BUT I’LL TAKE ERROL FLYNN – OH
ROBIN, DRAW BACK YOUR BOW
AND LET YOUR ARROW GO
STRAIGHT TO THE SCREENWRITERS FOR ME, FOR ME
ROBIN, YOU’RE HISTORY, BUT ALL WE’LL EVER SEE
IS COSTNER’S CUTE BACKSIDE AGAIN.
PRINCE JOHN, WHERE’D YOU GO?
KING RICHARD, WE NEED YOU!
