Royals

(Sung to "Royals" by Lorde)

Too many cop shows on TV
And all the stories are remakes in the movies
So I'll binge-watch Game of Thrones
It's gotta be good, with 13 Emmys

And what I saw was incest, murder, conspiracies in backrooms
Blood stains everywhere, ravens on the full moon
I'm not done, because that was just season one

And all the Houses were fighting, scheming, lying and cheating
Can't trust anyone, alliances are fleeting
No mercy shown, they'll even throw a kid out a window

CHORUS
They all want to be royals (royals)
Who care what's right or just
Give them power that they crave
And all the bloodshed and the lust

They all want to rulers (rulers)
They're crazy as can be
They'll kill them all (the fools, the fools, the fools)
Who'll survive is a mystery

And there's the kingdom in the East
Where Danaerys was sold off by her brother
And her husband she did smother
She walked in fire, now she's a dragon mother

But I did see romance, passion, love after a fashion
Family ties before they went a'crashin
Nice weddings, with poisoning and beheadings

There are like women Sansa, Brienne, then there's Cersei Lannister
An evil queen and one twisted sister
Who will win, or will winter do them all in

CHORUS
They all want to be royal (royals)
Who cares what's right or just
Give them the power that they crave
And all the bloodshed and the lust

They all have no morals (morals)
They're crazy as can be
They'll kill them all (the fools, the fools, the fools)
Who'll survive is a mystery

Oh, oh, oh no
I'm scratching my head
'Cause even this show has the undead

Oh, oh, oh no
Don't mess with the wights
They're not such a pretty sight

CHORUS
They all want to be royals (royals)
Who cares what's right or just
Give them the power that they crave
And all the bloodshed and the lust

They're all so peculiar ('culiar)
They're crazy as can be
They'll kill them all (the fools, the fools, the fools)
I'm glad they're not my family

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