See You In September

Sung to: “See You in September”

A ST:NG Parody by M. James

WHILE YOU’RE AWAY, RIKER’S IN IT DEEP
HE’LL LOSE COMMAND TO THAT SHELBY CREEP.

SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER
SEE YOU WHEN THE SEASON’S NEW

THERE YOU ARE, HAVING TURNED INTO A TIN CAN.
ROBOTS WITH OIL CANS ARE TAKING YOU AWAY.

YOU’RE A BORG NOW, BUT REMEMBER
THERE’S A STARSHIP ON ITS WAY TO RESCUE YOU

WILL WE SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER,
OR LOSE YOU TO A MOTLEY CREW?

MAYBE THE BORG WILL ADAPT SHAKESPEARE
THEY CAN PUT ON HEAVY METAL KING LEAR.

BYE-BYE, SO LONG, FAREWELL
BYE-BYE, SO LONG

SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER
SEE YOU WHEN THE RERUNS’ THROUGH

THERE YOU ARE, METAL ATTACHED TO YOUR BRAIN CELLS
YOUR STARSHIP’S NACELLES WEREN’T FAST ENOUGH TODAY.

YOU WERE HUMAN, SO REMEMBER,
THERE’S A DOCTOR WITH A HEAVY CRUSH ON YOU.

WILL SHE SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER,
OR FIND OUT SHE HAS LOST A SCREW?

WHERE’S HARRY MUDD WHEN YOU NEED HIM MOST?
HE’D TEACH THE BORG HOW TO MAKE FRENCH TOAST.

BYE-BYE, SO LONG, FAREWELL
BYE-BYE, SO LONG.

SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER
SEE YOU WHEN THE SEASON’S NEW

THERE YOU ARE, HAVING TURNED INTO A TIN CAN.
ROBOTS WITH OIL CANS ARE TAKING YOU AWAY.

YOU’RE A BORG NOW, BUT REMEMBER
THERE’S A STARSHIP ON ITS WAY TO RESCUE YOU

WILL WE SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER?
ONLY IF YOUR CONTRACT’S BEEN RENEWED!

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