(To the tune of "The Green Door ")
S. Scrimger 06/30/06
Daniel, Teal'c, Samantha and Jack, too
You hear new adventures call you
Each time a new mission comes to you
There's an old stargate that they keep safe in Cheyene Mountain
Don't know who built it, lots of mystery still surrounds it
When the teams dial out, Egyptian Gods were confounded
One time Daniel was ascended
Thought his time with SGI ended
But soon his ascension was rescinded
There are old stargates to be found throughout the galaxy
The means lots of travel for SG teams as you can see
When the teams dial out, just never know where they'll be
SG One's a team of survivors
The ancients that they meet are long livers
So it helps if you're handier than MacGyver
So it helps if you're handier than MacGyver
Star Gate!