(Theme from "Friends" sung by the Rembrandts)
So Starfleet didn't tell you it would be this way
While on a rescue we were snatched by an array
And now in Delta Quadrant way out here
We're just a little ways from home, only 70,000 light years, and
CHORUS:
I'll be stuck with you (on a 75-year tour)
I'll be stuck with you (like never before)
I'll be stuck with you ('cause you're stuck with me too)
Paris is whining 'cause he'll never get a date
Neelix burned breakfast, so far things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you how to get along with a bunch of Maquis, and
CHORUS: I'll be stuck with you (on a 75-year tour)
I'll be stuck with you (like never before)
I'll be stuck with you ('cause you're stuck with me, too)
BRIDGE: No one will ever find us
No spatial rift to guide us
We're looking for a Caretaker
Who we hope will like us
No R&R to plan for
No news of latest sports scores
We 'll be in the holodeck more
'Cause sitting here's a bore with you, yeah
REPRISE:
We'll have to keep our wits about us here
With Vidians after lungs, a face, or maybe Tuvok's ears
CHORUS:
So I'll be stuck with you (on a 75-year tour)
I'll be stuck with you (like never before)
I'll be stuck with you ('cause you're stuck with me. too)
