INTRO: If they get an extra minute
That's the time when they begin it
Technobabble, technobabble, technobabble!

Technobabble, technobabble
We say so much technobabble
We can cross the transwarp threshold
Use a delta wave inducer
A depolarizing matrix
Gravimetric fluctuations
Super string in big curloop
It goes around in circles
Sounds so scientific
It's terrific technobabble

We can do it, we can do it
We can use our technobabble
Like infinite velocity
There's nothing to it really
You don't what we're sayin'
But it sure is dismayin'
Whatever may befall
We'll be more powerful than all
In a brilliant clear display of technobabble!

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Gotta use our technobabble
'Cause the show is almost over
We gotta get a-goin'
Gotta tie up all the loose ends
We have to do our foe in
'Snot Masterpiece Theater
But our paychecks will be greater
We'll become big TV stars with technobabble!
We'll become big TV stars with technobabble!

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