Sung to: “The Boy from New York City” by Manhattan Transfer
A Batman Parody by M. James 7/92
Me-ow, me-ow, bad, bad kitty
Tell us about the guy from Gotham City
Me-ow, me-ow, come on kitty
Tell us about the guy from Gotham City
He’s kind of tall, and he’s really fine
Today he almost got my lives, all nine
‘Cause he’s sweet, and can’t be beat
And just the way he punched me out knocked me off my feet
Me-ow, we didn’t know how
We were foes, under the mistletoe
Me-ow, me-ow, bad, bad kitty
Tell us about the guy from Gotham City
He’s really down on Penguin’s clowns
He has the largest living room I’ve seen in town
And he’s cute in his armored suit
And I wish I could have whipped him from head to boots
Oo-oo-ee, he’s catnip to a girl like me
His sex appeal, and his Batmobile
Ev’ry time he starts to fight me, chills run down my spine
But ev’ry time he wants to kiss me, ooh, the commissioner’s on the line
Me-ow, me-ow, bad, bad kitty
Tell us about the guy from Gotham City
Me-ow, me-ow, come on kitty
Tell us about the guy from Gotham City
So we danced, and made romance
And that’s when I nearly blew it to give him one more chance
He’s split in two, and so am I
And although I don’t want to, I will say goodbye
Me-ow, he ought to know by now
That my dark side could never be his bride
Me-ow, me-ow, bad, bad kitty
Tell us about the guy from Gotham City
Me-ow, me-ow, come on kitty
Tell us about the guy from Gotham City (fade)