The Line

Sung to: “The Sign” by Ace of Base

A Parody by D. Masters

ANOTHER CONVENTION
YOU’D HARDLY THINK I’D NEED AN AUTOGRAPH
DON’T ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO?
WHY SHOULD I BOTHER, WHEN THIS LINE GOES ON FOR MILES?
(OO, OO,OO,OO,OO) OH, ENOUGH’S ENOUGH
I SAW THE LINE, AND I ALMOST CHANGED MY MIND, I SAW THE LINE
FANS REPRIMANDING, ABOUT ALL THIS STANDING
I SAW THE LINE, AND I ALMOST CHANGED MY MIND, I SAW THE LINE
NO ONE’S GONNA LET YOU UP
GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE WHERE YOU BELONG
(BUT, WHERE DOES THIS LINE END?)

ALL OF THE GUEST STARS
FOR SO MANY YEARS I’VE WISHED I’D HEARD THEM TALK
HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN, WHEN THERE’S NOT THE TIME
AT A CONVENTION, WHERE I GO TO SEE THE STARS
(OO,OO,OO,OO,OO) NOW, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

I’M IN THE LINE, AND IT’S JUST A WASTE OF TIME, I’M IN THE LINE
I’M CONTEMPLATING ABOUT ALL THIS WAITING
I’M IN THE LINE, AND IT’S JUST A WASTE OF TIME, I’M IN THE LINE
NO ONE IS MOVING UP
AND THE BACK OF THE LINE IS OUT THE DOOR
(WHAT DO I DO THIS FOR?)
(OH, OH, OH,OH)

I’M STILL IN LINE AND I’VE ALMOST LOST MY MIND
AND I AM HOPING SOME PEOPLE WILL PASS OUT
SO I CAN MOVE ON UP
I’M STILL IN LINE
AND I’M PRAYING THAT THE GUEST STARS WILL STILL SIGN
SOMEONE SAID THEIR HOUR’S UP
TRY TOMORROW, IT WON’T BE SO LONG

(I SAW THE LINE, I SAW THE LINE)
I SAW THE LINE
(I SAW THE LINE, I SAW THE LINE)
(I SAW THE LINE, I SAW THE LINE)
I SAW THE LINE
TOMORROW’S A NEW DAY TO BE IN LINE.

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