(To the tunes of "The Pirate King " by Gillbert & Sullivan)
R. DeSimone, 006/29/07
Oh, what a carefree life had I
Under the blue Carribbean sky
But then my world just fell apart
When a pirate lad stole my heart
Many adventures we did go through
On a ship that's more like a floating zoo
But that is not why I loudly sing
For now I am the Pirate King!
For I am the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!
For I am the Pirate KIng!
CHORUS: You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!
CHORUS: It is! Hurrah for the Pirate King! Hurrah for the Pirate King!
When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself to a double-latte
And I sink a few more ships, it's true
Than a governor's daughter ought to do
But if I'm to keep order on my ship
Little Jack Sparrow's wings I'll clip
But just to prove that I'm still sweet
A few of his clones I think I'll keep!
For I am the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a groovy thing to be a Pirate King!
For I am the Pirate KIng!
CHORUS: You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King!
CHORUS: It is! Hurrah for the Pirate King! Hurrah for the Pirate King!