The Web Has a Million Sites

To the tune of "The Night Has a Thousand Eyes"

They say that you're an internet junkie
Though you say it isn't so
But if your phone line's always busy
They'll know, believe me, they'll know

'Cause the Web has a thousand links
To a million sites that you gotta see
Sleep is not a priority
Just remember when you see your read bloodshot eyes
That the web has a million sites

You started out by doing some research
Then moved to genealogy
Then you found TV sites and fan fiction
It's hit you quite suddenly

'Cause the Web has a million links
To a billion sites that you gotta see
Sleep is not a priority
Just remember when you see your read bloodshot eyes
That the web has a billion sites

One of these nights will turn into morning
And you'll see reality
So listen to a friendly warning
I know 'cause it happened to me

'Cause the Web has a billion links
To a trillion sites that you gotta see
Sleep is not a priority
Just remember when you see your read bloodshot eyes
That the web has a trillion sites

Just remember when you see your read bloodshot eyes
That the web has a trillion sites!

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