Two Of A Kind

Sung to: The Theme From “The Patty Duke Show”

A ST:NG Parody by M. James
WILLIAM HAS TRAVELED EVERY PLACE
FROM RISA TO THE EDGE OF SPACE
BUT THOMAS WOUND UP IN A BIND
THE TRANSPORTER LEFT HIM BEHIND
NOW THEY’RE FACE TO FACE

AND THEY’RE RIKERS
IDENTICAL RIKERS ALL THE WAY
EIGHT YEARS OF SEPARATION
NOW THEY’RE BOTH HERE TO STAY

OUR WILLIAM ADORES MISS MINUET
THE HOLODECK, AND GAGH SUZETTE
BUT THOMAS HAS ANOTHER GOAL
TO MAKE DEANNA LOSE CONTROL

WHAT A WILD DUET
BUT THEY’RE RIKERS
IDENTICAL RIKERS AND YOU’LL FIND
THEY PLAY TROMBONE
THEY’RE TROUBLE PRONE
THEY’LL NEVER LEAVE POOR TROI ALONE

SHE COULD LOSE HER MIND
WHEN RIKERS ARE TWO OF A KIND