Sung to the tune of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"
If you go down to the woods tonight, you're in for a big surprise
If you think this is a sanctuary, you won't believe your eyes
For every drone the Queen can spare will definitely show up there
Tonight the Borg find Unamatrix Zero!
The wood's a place where drones are linked by a special frequency
They only remember it at night, they can't keep the memory
And no one uses their Borg names
And no one's hairstyles are the same
'Cause they're not Borg in Unamatrix Zero
If you go down to the woods tonight, better be on your guard
The Queen wants your cortical array, and you she will discard
For every drone the Queen can send will dismantle you in the end
Unless you find an intergalactic hero
It's dream time for special drones
A home away from home to visit while they regenerate
Watch them, catch them unaware and the Collective will deactivate
See them start to run about
They're going to scream and shout when they become Borg once more
It's up to Janeway and her crew to have a plan or two
And save the drones and start a civil war
It's up to Janeway and her crew to have a plan or two
And beat the crap out of the Queen Borg!
