(Star Trek 5 Revision)
Sung to: A Song from “Hee Haw”
A Parody by The Denebian Slimedevils
WHALES, WHERE ARE YOU TONIGHT?
WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE EARTH ALL ALONE?
WE SEARCHED THE TIME OVER AND THOUGHT WE’D FOUND HUMPBACKS
YOU MET A WHALER AND (PFFT) YOU WAS GONE.
WE STARTED OUR SEARCH IN DOWNTOWN ‘FRISCO
TAUGHT A PUNK ROCKER A NEW THING OR TWO
WHILE CROSSING THE STREET, ALMOST GOT RUN OVER
AND ALL KIRK COULD SAY WAS “DOUBLE DUMB ASS ON YOU”
WHALES, WHERE ARE YOU TONIGHT?
WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE EARTH ALL ALONE?
WE SEARCHED THE TIME OVER AND THOUGHT WE’D FOUND HUMPBACKS
YOU MET A WHALER AND (PFFT) YOU WAS GONE
WE WENT TO THE INSTITUTE OF THE CETATEAN
HOPING TO FIND A HUMPBACK OR TWO
WE EITHER FOUND WHALES OR A GOOD IMITATION
SPOCK GOT ALL TANKED UP AND WET HIMSELF TOO
WHALES, WHERE ARE YOU TONIGHT?
WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE EARTH ALL ALONE?
WE SEARCHED THE TIME OVER AND THOUGHT WE’D FOUND HUMPBACKS
YOU MET A WHALER AND (PFFT) YOU WAS GONE
WE WENT TO TREK 5 IN ANTICIPATION
HOPING TO FIND A PLOT LINE OR TWO
BUT KIRK LET A CATWOMAN DROWN IN A HORSE TROUGH
AND WE KNEW AT THAT POINT THIS FILM WAS DO-DO
WHALES WHERE WERE YOU THAT NIGHT
WHY DID YOU LEAVE TREK 5 ALL ALONE
WE SEARCHED THE FILM OVER AND THOUGH WE’D FOUND PLOT LINES
BUT SHATNER DIRECTED AND (PFFT) THEY WAS GONE.
