Sung to: “With a Little Bit of Luck” from “My Fair Lady”
Parodied and Semi-plagiarized by M. James 10/91
STARFLEET COMMAND GAVE ME A SHIP OF IRON
SO I COULD DO MY JOB AND NEVER SHIRK
STARFLEET COMMAND GAVE ME A SHIP OF IRON, AND
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK
I’LL BE BETTER KNOWN THAN JAMES T. KIRK
WITH A LITTLE BIT, WITH A LITTLE BIT
I’LL BE BETTER KNOWN THAN JAMES T. KIRK
STARFLEET COMMAND GAVE ME A WESLEY CRUSHER
I GUESS HE WAS OF SOME HELP NOW AND THEN
STARFLEET COMMAND GAVE ME A WESLEY CRUSHER, BUT
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK
YOU CAN SEND HIM BACK TO THEM AGAIN
WITH A LITTLE BIT, WITH A LITTLE BIT
YOU CAN SEND HIM BACK TO THEM AGAIN
I ALWAYS WALK THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW
BUT WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK I’LL RUN AMOK (with Vash?, make it so)
STARFLEET COMMAND GAVE ME A LONG TERM MISSION
THE CAPTAIN BEARS THE GLORY OR THE BLAME
STARFLEET COMMAND GAVE ME A LONG TERM MISSION, BUTWITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF LUCK
DATA SAVES US AND I GET THE FAME
WITH A LITTLE BIT, WITH A LITTLE BIT
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK I GET THE FAME
WITH A LITTLE BIT, WITH A LITTLE BIT
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOMIN’ LUCK