(to "Secret Agent Man")
There's a man who leads a life of danger
Every case he takes keeps getting stranger
With Scully at his side
He takes it all in stride
But odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
CHORUS: You're the X - Files man
You're the X - Files man
They've given you a partner
And taken away your job
Beware of close encounters that you find
They probably won't be of the third kind
Oh, you want a first contact
'Cause your sister won't be back
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
CHORUS
Chasing Bigfoot through the woods on Sunday
Dodging a fluke in the sewers on Monday
You came to trust someone
'Til your partner pulled a gun
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
CHORUS: You're the X - Files Man
You're the X - Files Man
They gave you back your partner
But do you want to keep this job
