(sung to "Why Do Fools Fall in Love" by Frankie Lymon) 6/99
(Doom-boppa, doom-boppa, doom-boppa, doom-boppa)
Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah
Why do people act this way
Why are people hoarding their cash
Why do they think the market will crash
Why, 'cause it's Y2K
Why do they feel the bubble will burst
When the date is January first
Why, 'cause it's Y2K
Bridge:
This is just a day
In half the world it's not 2000 anyway
The experts say they've fixed the switch
So there won't be a glitch
Tell me why, why, why
Tell me why
Why will the wells run dry
Why will the planes fall from the sky
Why, 'cause it's Y2K
Why will the world fail to run
When the date is January one
Why, 'cause it's Y2K
Bridge:
There won't be an emergency
You won't need a drastic contingency
Don't stockpile food and H2O
Just because it's 2-0-0-0
Tell me why, why, why
Tell me why
We're okay, 'til Y2K?
