(To the tune of the same by the Coasters) 6/08 MJ& the Slimes
When I am driving it’s insane
Another car drifts in my lane
It looks like he’s talking alone
But it’s a fool on his cell phone
Yakety yak (don’t talk Jack)
Then I went somewhere nice to eat
Your phone rings as I take my seat
Want to enjoy my filet mignon
Not listen to you yammer on
Yakety yak (don’t talk Jack)
Just put away your new Bluetooth
Or I will go right through the roof
Just call your BFF once more
And I will have you shown the door
Yakety yak (don’t talk Jack)
When I went to see a show
Your phone went off in the back row
I don’t care that she broke your heart
You made me miss the final part
Yakety yak (don’t talk Jack)
You’re on your cell phone during a speech
You’re on your cell phone when they teach
Don’t want to hear your cute ring tones
I want some quiet talk-free zones
Yakety yak (don’t talk Jack)
Yakety yak, yakety yak, etc.
