Sung to: “Yesterme, Yesteryou, Yesterday” by Stevie Wonder
A ST:NG Parody by M. James
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE GIRL WE KNEW
BEFORE SHE GOT BUMPED OFF BY A BLOB OF LIVING TAR?
YESTERSHE, YESTERWHO, YESTERYAR
WHERE DID SHE GO (WHERE DID SHE GO)
TWENTY YEARS AGO
WHEN SHE SAILED OFF TO STOP A WAR ON A DISTANT STAR?
YESTERSHE, YESTERWHO, YESTERYAR
TASHA WAS FAIR, SHE WAS GOOD
SHE DID ALL AN OFFICER COULD
A KID WHO FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES
YESTERFOOL
FOR NOW, NOW IT SEEMS (NOW IT SEEMS)
THOSE YESTERSCENES
ARE IN A TIMELINE THAT HAS GOTTON QUITE BIZARRE
YESTERSHE, YESTERWHO, YESTERYAR
IS IT HER? COULD IT BE?
TOO BAD HER EARS ARE SO HARD TO SEE
OR IS SHE A YOUNG PRODUCT OF – YESTERLOVE?
AND NOW, NOW IT SEEMS (NOW IT SEEMS)
SHE’S BACK ON THE SCREEN
‘CAUSE STAYING DEAD ON STAR TREK SURE IS REALLY HARD
YESTERSHE, YESTERWHO, YESTERYAR
YESTERSHE, YESTERWHO, YESTERYAR
YESTERSHE, YESTERWHO, YESTERYAR
YESTERSHE, YESTERWHO, YESTERYAR